What excuse can I tell my wife to explain y I came home with my mask on inside out?

You wanted to see what everyone else looked like in a mask.What excuse can I tell my wife to explain y I came home with my mask on inside out?
Tell her that you tripped and fell into a puddle.





You then ducked into the nearest Laundry Mat to clean your beloved mask, hiding your face behind the New York Times so your identiy would not be discovered while you were waiting for it to steam dry.





This makes you nervous so the second the dryer timer goes off, you run to grab it, stubbing your toe and now blinded with pain, you put it on in reverse.





Oh, and you used Tide in case she wants details.What excuse can I tell my wife to explain y I came home with my mask on inside out?
Tell her that you were in a fight against 5, no make it 7 guys and one of them ripped your mask off and in order to protect your secret identity you put it back on in a hurry. It just so happens that it was inside out.
Rough day at work.





By the way, I noticed you added me as a contact. I just ask that if you not turn out to be one of those creepy stalkers. I don't mind if you are a silly troll as long as you don't get vicious like others have. Nothing personal, I'm just being cautious.





*Ok :)
get a mask that is a different color on either side, and tell her its reversible.
Simple, tell her you were having a simple harmless fantasy about Julia Roberts :)
You're screwed!
Because you thought it was right side out?
The Truth will set you free